2 ❀ Action

[failguardian]

[Guess who picked up a dog mask? Yup, that's right, it's Anise.]

[So, denizens of Luceti, you might be able to find this pigtailed loli in various humiliating situation today. Perhaps she's chasing your cat! Or perhaps she's on all fours, sniffing at your shoe and begging for scritches behind the ears! Or perhaps she's trying to dig a hole with bare hands and getting mud all over herself? The possibilities are endless!]

[Why not use this time to get some blackmail material?]

Comments

[distressedude]

[Anise, you chose the wrong time to run into Ion. It's night and he's wearing the Phanto Mask. Which basically mean's he's turned into his original.]

[And he just walked outside to find Anise digging a hole in the ground. Seriously, girl, wut r u doing? His voice is sharp and stern.]

Anise.

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

[Uh-oh. That tone of voice meant Ion is upset at her! Anise cringes a bit and dips her head in submission, trotting over to Ion on all fours. Maybe she could play cute and get off easy!]

[distressedude]

What are you doing? You're covered in dirt and acting like a--

[That mask. He pauses, raising a hand to his chin.]

...a dog.

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

That's because I am one, silly! [She barks at you to demonstrate, all thoughts of avoiding trouble forgotten. Really, and humans say that dogs were the dumb ones.]

1/2

[distressedude]

[OKAY FORGET HIS DARKSIDE FOR A MOMENT BUT:]

[????????????]

[distressedude]

[Cough. Okay. So she thinks she's a dog. He stares for a moment or two more before smirking from under his mask. The darkside is back.]

Of course you are. But even a dog need to be well-groomed. You wouldn't want to bring shame to your master, would you?

[Naturally that master is him. She's his guardian, after all. Guardian, pet... was there really so much of a difference?]

[silversnowfall]

[Today is your lucky day! Nephry is here to- ...rescue you?

She stops, frowning and narrowing her eyes behind the Zorro mask (and glasses, secret avengers have to be able to see).]

Is that you, Anise? [Don't mind a bit of an Ancient Ispanian accent, do you?]

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, Nephry!

[She trots over to you on all fours, tongue lolling out happily.]

[Save her from this humiliation, please--!!!]

BUT THAT WAS SO AWESOME /saves it

[silversnowfall]

What...are you doing?

S-SOB ;;

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

[She's still on her knees, but she reaches up to place both hands onto your stomach and butt her head against you insistently. Hope you don't mind mud all over your clothes!] Pet me!

JADE PUPPY. YES.

[silversnowfall]

Anise...

[Nephry crouches down, putting a hand on Anise's head and...studying that mask]

You're not a dog.

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

[Don't worry Anise, Beak Doctor Shinra will save you from your obviously psychological ailment.]

My, my, this is a strange case...I've never seen anything like it! We might have to go to drastic measures here!

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

[There's nothing wrong with her, you quack!]

[Anise bares her teeth and growls at you. Loudly.]

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

Now, now, don't be like that!

[He bends over, holding one hand out like one would to let a dog sniff it...

...And with the other, he starts ripping grass out of the ground...]

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

[Sniff....sniiiiffff....]

[Tentative lick!]

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

[And then he showers her with the grass in his other hand.]

This should do the trick!

[fabrecation]

[It's not often that Luke takes Tsuae outside. He's an indoor cat and all, but sometimes Luke feels like it's a good idea to let him see what the outside world is like. It gives Tsuae an opportunity to explore and play.

Luke swears he only looked away for a second. But then he heard a hiss, and he turns around to see... Anise chasing Tsuae?]

Anise?

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

[Yep, that's Anise chasing Tsuae all right. She's even barking! It's probably lucky for everyone involved that she can't move very fast on all fours.]

[mydearapple.livejournal.com]

[Caesar was just about to let his own puppy (http://i54.tinypic.com/10opj0o.jpg) back into the house. But as he's climbing the stairs and doesn't hear the sounds of the dog's feet following after him, he turns around to find... a girl barking at his dog? The dog is so confused that he's just staring at her.

...and so is Caesar, through his own mask (http://i52.tinypic.com/xnvhuo.jpg).]

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

[Ignoring you right now, Caesar. She's too busy barking at the dog and sniffing at him.]

Woof! Woof! I don't understand what you're saying! Speak louder!

[mydearapple.livejournal.com]

[The dog wags his tail and watches her, confused. She's definitely not a dog... But when she tries to sniff at him, the dog tries to lick her face in response. She's obviously just trying to be friendly!

This is terrible and vaguely entertaining, so Caesar will just watch for now.]

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

Th-that tickles! [Um, Caesar, she's licking at your dog now. Are you sure you don't want to stop her?]

[mydearapple.livejournal.com]

...

[He snorts. O-okay, he should probably do something about this. He goes back down the stairs to join the two "dogs" in the yard.]

Do you really understand him?

haeo;ighsf this is so late I am so sorry

[magiconcehad.livejournal.com]

[Welp. Maybe you don't recognize her with that blast mask she has going on, but you're a dog, and that's a cat Lindsay's got following around behind her. A quite fluffy, red-brown and white cat. Both of them totally and completely oblivious.

You know what to do.]

don't worry about it rl is more important

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

[The great, terrifying predator Anise Tatlin creeps closer, one silent step at a time...]

[Hope you won't be too startled as she suddenly flings herself at your magic-cat-thing, barking like a maniac.]