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[failguardian]

[Guess who picked up a dog mask? Yup, that's right, it's Anise.]

[So, denizens of Luceti, you might be able to find this pigtailed loli in various humiliating situation today. Perhaps she's chasing your cat! Or perhaps she's on all fours, sniffing at your shoe and begging for scritches behind the ears! Or perhaps she's trying to dig a hole with bare hands and getting mud all over herself? The possibilities are endless!]

[Why not use this time to get some blackmail material?]

Comments

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

[And this time he gets her a leaf.

This will surely cure her!]

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

That's...food? [Unsure...]

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

Of course it is! I'm a doctor, I would know.

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

If you say so...[She gingerly munches at it, making a face.]

[...]

[The mask falls off. Anise frowns, rubbing her eyes blearily.]

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

Aha! Success! Finally!

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

[She looks up, confused.]

What...?

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

You had a terrible illness that made you think you were a dog!

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

N-no way! [She blushes as she remembers what she was doing.] You've gotta be kidding me!

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

I'm serious!

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

[sob sob sob] So...do you think the mask did that to me?

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

Nope! It was definitely a mysterious disease!

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

We have to warn people! What if you start behaving like a dog too? [Wait.] Hey, how come you know that?

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

I'm a doctor, that's how!

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

Wow, you must be really smart! [And doctors earn a lot too, right?] So, what's your name?

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

Shinra Kishitani!

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

Anise Tatlin, at your service! ♥

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

If you ever catch the sister cat disease, give me a call!

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

Cat disease...?

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

Well, you just had the dog disease, right?

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you don't have a disease too?

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

Of course not! And I would know, I'm a doctor!

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

If you say so... [Do you hear that note of doubt in her voice.]

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

I do! I'm more qualified than you!

[He completely ignores it.]

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

A-anyway, I'll call you if something weird happens again!